The Email “Forwarder’s” 11 Step Program!!!

Found this bit... a lot of my friends get frustrated by this whole forwarding funda!!! So here's something interesting for them!!!

1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing list if I DON’T forward an email.
2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an email.
3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money; Victoria Secret doesn’t know anything about a gift certificate they’re supposed to send me.
4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my email to more than 50 people!
5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an email to 10 people.
6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an email… NEVER—NEVER!!!
7. There is NO SUCH THING as an email tracking program, and I am not stupid enough to think someone will send me $ 100 for forwarding an email to 10 or more people.
8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN’T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.
9. There is NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colourful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!
10. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individual dying of a never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this. The American Red Cross RECIEVES donations.
11. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend. Friendship is too precious to be broken by a forwarded email!!!