I learnt a lot in 2013. Yet, if I had sharply heard what
some of our popular brands were crying out loud, I probably would have starved
my family doctor. So in 2014, here's what you need to do to lead a healthy
life. Apart from what they claim to do, there are some hidden meanings we can
explore:
Brush twice a day
with Colgate/Pepsodent.
In case your food lacks that saltiness or tanginess, they have added Salt and Lemon. Just insert some paste into that cavity and use, when needed.
In case your food lacks that saltiness or tanginess, they have added Salt and Lemon. Just insert some paste into that cavity and use, when needed.
Drink milk with
Horlicks/Complan/Boost.
So you can be the next guy who will read out an emotional Thank You Speech at Wankhede. But you’d definitely be taller.
So you can be the next guy who will read out an emotional Thank You Speech at Wankhede. But you’d definitely be taller.
Have Kellogg’s for
breakfast.
For that perfect figure which will make us wear that red saree/salwar. Get inspired, my eight-in-one family pack tummy!
For that perfect figure which will make us wear that red saree/salwar. Get inspired, my eight-in-one family pack tummy!
Bath daily with Lifebuoy/Dettol.
So you can jump around in a gutter, bath in mud for the rest of the day. And then, Docs themselves have started giving soaps for tablets.
So you can jump around in a gutter, bath in mud for the rest of the day. And then, Docs themselves have started giving soaps for tablets.
Have Sunlight Marie
for evening snack.
So you can defeat your kids and a lousy spouse in badminton.
So you can defeat your kids and a lousy spouse in badminton.
Drink Red Label tea.
So you can skip breakfast, lunch and dinner and still be fresh and energized enough. Never mind the acidity.
So you can skip breakfast, lunch and dinner and still be fresh and energized enough. Never mind the acidity.
Drink Water from Aquaguard/Kent
Water Purifier.
Because infants love that, you know. Wait till (and if) they grow up!
Because infants love that, you know. Wait till (and if) they grow up!
Chill around in a room
with Voltas Air Conditioner.
It also, apparently, keeps the wife cool as you stretch and watch her slog in the house.
It also, apparently, keeps the wife cool as you stretch and watch her slog in the house.
Have some food from a
LG Frost Free Refrigerator.
So you can fool your wife into a dinner date at home with a week-old (or more) food!
So you can fool your wife into a dinner date at home with a week-old (or more) food!
Wash your dishes with
Vim Liquid.
So hardcore non-veggies like me don’t get to taste some veggies that were eaten from the same plate a week back. But then, we would be totally okay with that Vim Liquid that wasn’t washed off.
So hardcore non-veggies like me don’t get to taste some veggies that were eaten from the same plate a week back. But then, we would be totally okay with that Vim Liquid that wasn’t washed off.
Switch on Good Knight
Active Mode or Spray around 'Kaala' Hit.
Because, one mosquito is enough. No, not that Nana Patekar dialogue. Also, ‘Active Mode’ keeps the mosquito away from sitting on the machine itself!
Because, one mosquito is enough. No, not that Nana Patekar dialogue. Also, ‘Active Mode’ keeps the mosquito away from sitting on the machine itself!
Spray 'Laal Hit'.
Because Roaches love to have a party at night on your plates. This will make them see red!
Because Roaches love to have a party at night on your plates. This will make them see red!
Wipe your floor with
Lizol.
Because that’s where your babies love to lick. Changing diapers becomes secondary after this.
Because that’s where your babies love to lick. Changing diapers becomes secondary after this.
Wash your toilet with
Harpic.
Because those green animated germs don’t look cute inside a commode. They deserve to die.
Because those green animated germs don’t look cute inside a commode. They deserve to die.
After all these, if you
still find yourself waiting for a doctor’s appointment while you cough, sneeze
and choke to death, no worries! Have a Coco
Cola, and share the happiness!