Two places
where you'd surely receive praises a-plenty: 1. Your Farewell & 2. Your
Funeral. (“Bahut acha aadmi tha!”)
Two places were
you’re sure you are the ‘Centre of everyone’s attention’: 1. Your Marriage
& 2. Your Funeral. (Same Difference)
What’s the
difference between a wedding and a funeral? In the former, you’re led to your
death by someone holding your hand; in the latter, you’re led after your death
by four people holding your casket.
People tell me
that the time is now ripe for me to get married. My reply: Jesus was crucified
when He was 33. Why crucify me much earlier?
At your
funeral, they will all cry. After your wedding, you were the only one crying.
PS: May this
post not discourage you from marrying! These are just random thoughts posted to
put a smile on your face, and to be used if you want to be a marriage emcee,
who’d never be called to host again. Talking from experience folks!
